Final Destination 3-D Puts YOU Inside the Elaborate-Chain-Reaction-Death-Sequence Action!

Here's five reasons to see The Final Destination:

1. Death by falling NASCAR (while standing outside the stadium).

2. Death by John Deere.

3. Death by car wash.

4. Death by swimming pool filtration system.

5. Death by explosion in a mall or something.

Here's one reason not to see The Final Destination:

1. The trailer just showed you every death sequence, which is the only reason you pay to see this crap in the first place.

The Two-Minute Verdict: No.



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