Buzz Break: Shakespeare in Lube

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· The internet is abuzz over Gwyneth Paltrow's awfully shiny legs on last night's Tonight Show. Can't a woman pace around in her green room's chamomile-scented enlightenment wading pool without everyone freaking out?

· After a shaky Cannes debut, now Taking Woodstock is getting hit with claims of inaccuracy and exaggeration. By the time it's released in August, maybe the backlash to the backlash ("Hey, it's actually decent!") will begin.

· Slumdog Millionaire's Rubina Ali has written her autobiography, despite being only 9. In it, she devotes many chapters to the "beloved father" who maybe, kinda tried to sell her.

· Ed Helms actually took out his dental implant to commit to his character in The Hangover.

· Susan Boyle has been released from the mental health clinic. Look, an intimacy with the scores of Les Miz and Cats will do that to a person. No judgment.



Comments

  • icallthebigonebitey says:

    Gwyneth Paltrow: Stuff White People Hate.

  • Inhaler says:

    Her advertising for GOOP has now become quite literal.

  • Furious D says:

    1. I think she misunderstood when someone told her to try leg waxing. She had them waxed and polished.
    2. It's another piece of 60s nostalgia claptrap spewed out of the gullet of the over-pampered baby boom generation, it has to be inaccurate. Accuracy would completely destroy their self esteem by exposing how lame they were back then.
    3. Maybe he was just trying to sell the rights to her life story?
    4. And thankfully he took out the breast implants too. That would have been just too weird.
    5. Boyle was just upset that she could never be as glossy as Gwyneth.

  • Old No.7 says:

    Standing in close proximity to the spoogefest that is Coldplay will have that effect on you.

  • Old No.7 says:

    Standing in close proximity to the spoogefest that is Coldplay will have that effect on you.

  • Old No.7 says:

    Fucking internet.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Somehow the second one was funnier.

  • Tobamel says:

    I'm thinking Paltrow's legs must have left a greasy spot on the couch

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