Josh Brolin's Jonah Hex: College Roommate of Aaron Eckhart's Two-Face


In the pantheon of Josh Brolin looks, where does the scarred visage of his upcoming Jonah Hex character rate? (Besides "not Happy Meal-friendly.") A full look and evaluation, after the jump.

Though it's faithful to the comic book, we can't help but think it's a little less sexy than Megan Fox's Jonah Fox ensemble (though probably every bit as painful). Thus, we'd currently place his Jonah about halfway down the "sexy Josh Brolin role" scale.

That scale, ranked from least sexy to "willing to forgive mysterious allegations retracted by Diane Lane" sexy:

· Shaved-armpit bohunk (Hollow Man)

· Weirdly attractive clown prince (W.)

· Jonah Hex (new)

· Mid-80's crush object for sexually confused senior editor as a child (The Goonies)

· Llewelyn Moss (No Country for Old Men)


· A Positively Aggravating Spy Pic of Josh Brolin as JONAH HEX! and 2 great ones! [AICN]


  • Inhaler says:

    He was so hot in The Goonies, sigh.

  • Mamie Van Dumbledore says:

    What, no love *here* for his bisexual Jenkins-shtupping, Arquette-armpit-licking FBI agent (Flirting With Disaster)??