Han Solo, P.I.


· Hey -- it's everyone's favorite Hawaiian-shirt-wearing, Millennium Ferrari-driving intergalactic investigator: Han Solo, P.I.!

· Miranda found her Big. Now she'd like to marry her.

· Q. What makes this noise: "RRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN"? A. Kirstie Alley when over-excited about rootbeer float giveaways.

· It's The Smurfs Movie logo! Let's see. It's blue. It has a little Smurf hat. Yes. I smell a $57 million opening. Mark my words.

· Because you can never have enough blurring between news and entertainment, Stephen Colbert will guest edit an issue of Newsweek. That is, until it comes out that the Newsweek Editor-in-Chief is sleeping with the Comedy Central PR woman. Never mind. Little GrazerGate joke. That one flew over my own head.


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