Buzz Break: The Facial Frontier


· We think we know who Zachary Quinto is emulating with that mustache, but first, we'd need confirmation that his sweater is angora.

· The ratings for I'm Heidi Montag, Get Me Out of Here! are in...and they're decent, climbing after each half-hour. Stop this right now, America.

· Also! Daniel Baldwin will be filling in for Speidi, now that the latter pair has quit the show.

· Adam Lambert stepped out with his maybe-boyfriend, and they held hands -- a quaint custom that's been resuscitated specifically so that celebrities can indicate their couplehood in front of the paparazzi.

· Brad Pitt absolutely loves using baby wipes...on himself. I smell a buddy comedy with Terrence Howard!


  • sweetbiscuit says:

    If I ask you really nicely, will you please never post again about NBC's new "reality" upchuck? If we all turn our attention elsewhere, maybe it will go away.

  • NoWireHangers says:

    I don't know what made me love him more: his John Waters 'stache, the fact that he puts antibacterial ointment in his nostrils, or that his female friend is plump. Kyle, when are we going to Akbar?

  • Furious D says:

    1. Looks like he's channeling his inner Argentinian pimp from the 1930s.
    2. They only watched in the vain hope that someone would get bitten by a poisonous snake, or eaten by a crocodile.
    3. Can Daniel Baldwin bring the douchebaggery necessary to fill in for the refugee from The Hills?
    4. I guess they must be gone a courtin'. It's nice to see good old fashioned folks doing good old fashioned things.
    5. Too easy.

  • Inhaler says:

    Zachary, taking wardrobe cues from Cisco Adler? I suggest an intervention is in order.