The Name's Bondsicle. Grape Bondsicle.
· Behold Del Monte's delicious new frozen dessert, in the shape of Daniel Craig emerging from the surf in Casino Royale. I'd ask that you kindly refrain from making untoward remarks about the placement of that wooden stick, and simply enjoy this frozen, washboarded treat. It kind of reminds me of Han Solo in carbonite -- but edible, so even better!
· Well, it finally happened: a Survivor contestant has dropped dead. Except it was on Bulgarian Survivor. Producers expressed deep condolences to the family, adding that "if it makes you feel any better, he was totally getting voted off the island anyway at this week's tribal counsel."
· McG: "I don't think there's been a film I've made where there hasn't been some kind of physical fight. I mean, I've been headbutted by an A-list star. Square in the head. An inch later and my nose would have been obliterated. Nah, I probably shouldn't [reveal any names] but it was Bill Murray." [The Playlist]
· J.Hud is K.Nocked up!
· Two teenaged autograph seekers confused Talia Shire for Jason Schwartzman's girlfriend, according to a sighting phoned in to Page Six by an anonymous tipster who sounded like a high-pitched Talia Shire who says things like "Omigawd!" a lot.
Comments
Because the act of consuming a popsicle didn't already have enough sexual innuendo.
Wait, Casino Royale, that came out in 2006? Huh. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a failed product tie-in?
In fairness to Bill Murray, who doesn't want to headbutt McG?
I'd lick that. Also, the popsicle doesn't look too bad I guess.
Next up for this brilliant marketing firm is the Billy Bob Thorton/Halle Berry Ice Cream Sandwich from Monster's Ball.
I would suck that hard wood until it melts in my mouth.
there's just something WAY too gay about that. i'm surprised that's not something that someone created in photoshop.
Häagen Dazs is more fun to eat than this melting ice sculpture.
What next a Cake of Daniel Craig in Layer Cake?
They should have turned that sculpture upside down with the stick extending from his head, so that you can, y'know, enjoy the bottom half.