Betty White Has Sucked More Hot C*ck Than You Could Ever Hope To, Mr. Reynolds
· I'm not sure who in Disney marketing signed off on this video in which Ryan Reynolds repeatedly tells Betty White to "suck a hot cock," but I heartily encourage the direction they're taking with the studio's promotional efforts, and look forward to the viral clip for Up featuring Ed Asner and Christopher Plummer performing a titillating burlesque featuring the popping of 400 helium-filled balloons, and climaxing in probably the best visual evocation of the concept of "up" that I can possibly think of.
· Someone took the time to transcribe every line of dialogue Tracy Jordan ever uttered on 30 Rock. The results, unsurprisingly, are rapturous.
· After his lusty boy-on-boy turn in Little Ashes, I was thrilled to learn Robert Pattinson was tackling Bel Ami for his next project. After some cursory Googling, however, it turns out this project isn't the sensitive retelling of the sexual coming-of-age of Slovakian gay porn superstar Lukas Ridgeston. Bummer.
· Here's Anderson Cooper at UCLA, going on at quite some length about his snickery invocation of the word "teabagging" on a recent national newscast he was anchoring. The audience seems to find it very amusing, but I'm having trouble scrubbing the image of a testicle sack dipping repeatedly into Cooper's mouth from my brain. Suck a hot cock, Anderson Cooper.