Buzz Break: Gerard Butler, Controlled By Joystick

· Slashfilm's got the poster for the upcoming Gamer, directed by Crank 2 lunatics Neveldine/Taylor.

· In order to play gay in Bruno, it's alleged that Sacha Baron Cohen tried to bleach all his body hair "so it would look invisible." This method comes as news to hirsute blonds.

· Brooke Shields has told friends that she did fall, a little bit, when Jack McCullough pushed past her to get to the bar (leading to the Kiefer headbutt heard round the world), but she's blaming it on her six-inch high heels.

· Tilda Swinton is claiming that her time in Hollywood working as an "industrial spy" is up.

· 69, dudes!