Kiefer Sutherland Headbutts Fashion Designer Because of Brooke Shields, Somehow
In what sounds either like an episode of 24 gone awry or a particularly violent Mad Lib sprinkled with random celebrity names, it's being reported that last night, Kiefer Sutherland headbutted and broke the nose of Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough while angry, for some reason, about Brooke Shields.
The action went down at NYC hotspot Submercer following the Met Costume Institute Gala (meaning that Kiefer was wearing a tux, maybe?). Website Guest of a Guest has the semi-incoherent context surrounding the fight:
While guests like Mary-Kate Olsen, (who hit up more than one party of course), and Kirsten Dunst looked on, the actor apparently was upset over Brooke Shields. The winner? SubMercer by a landslide. Jack, one half of Proenza Schouler, is reportedly still in the hospital!We have received several confirmations that Sutherland actually used a headbutting technique on the designer! Yikes!
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· Winner Of Last Night: SubMercer. Keifer Sutherland Breaks Jack McCollough's Nose! [Guest of a Guest]

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Emilio Estevez and Molly Ringwald rushed him out to her mom's Toronado. Behind the wheel, Ally Sheedy steered clear of a crying Mare Winningham and burned rubber to get to one of the Corey's house.
I must admit, whenever I see those horrible breast minimizing cups sewn into Proenza Schouler dresses, I want to headbutt someone, too.
NOW it's like old times. Where's the damn Christmas tree? I need something to tackle.
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everytime i see that xmas tree clip i makes me laugh so hard. thanks jed!