Julia Roberts to Tom Hanks: 'Everybody F---ing Likes You'

Shoulda bought that ticket to Duplicity, Hanks! At last night's Film Society of Lincoln Center tribute to Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts mistook the occasion for, perhaps, the Friar's Club roast of John Stamos, and proceeded to work very blue (and get in a jab at Hanks's The Terminal along the way). Says People:

"It's late, and I'm paying my babysitter overtime, and I have to pee," a harried Roberts announced. [...] Keeping her tribute as brief as possible, Roberts told Hanks, "So, everybody f---ing likes you."Assessing his 2004 movie The Terminal, in which he played an Eastern European trapped in Immigration at J.F.K., Roberts said, "That movie about you and the airport and the accent was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, but I didn't know ... and I'm wearing the same f---ing dress tonight as your publicist."

That Terminal slam is going to cost Julia her gender-unconventional shot at Spielberg's Lincoln -- that is, if her chances weren't already harmed by her mandated, Richard LaGravenese-doctored rewrite: "Four score and however many fucking years ago, something -- who knows what the fuck -- happened. Where the fuck is Clive Owen? Can someone light this cigarette for Mama Jules, hmm?"

· Julia Roberts Drops the F-Bomb on Tom Hanks [People]