REPORT: Lindsay Lohan's Terrible Offenses Include (Gasp) Wanting to Ride Shotgun In Cars
Typically, we'd count on People magazine to be among the friendliest of the celebrity magazines, but then they had to go and publish this bombshell account of Lindsay Lohan's numerous crimes against Samantha Ronson. Are you ready for this? Take a deep breath, wriggle on an extra pair of leggings (just in case), and prepare yourself for the shock of your life as you take in this pure, unadulterated terribleness chronicled by a source close to Ronson:
"Lindsay is so controlling that she could have had all the Ronson siblings be on her side if she was nice to them, but she always had to be in charge of the situation," says the source. "If they are on their way to Gucci, she will make them all go to Prada."
No, not there! But then, it gets worse:
"She will have a fit if she is not riding shotgun [in the front seat]."
My sister used to do this too. Naturally, we sold her into white slavery, which is the only commensurate punishment.
"This is a symptom of something much bigger - a desperate need to be noticed."
This is not something we would have expected from an actress.
Lock her up. LOCK HER UP NOW BEFORE SHE FORGETS TO BUY PAPER TOWELS EVEN THOUGH SHE USED THE LAST ONE!