Buzz Break: Susan Boyle as Stockard Channing as Rizzo
· Susan Boyle continues to flagrantly ignore the public's concern for her marketable dowdiness welfare, instead upgrading her brows, wardrobe, and now hair. YOU ARROGANT MONSTER! WE MADE YOU!
· All the more reason to avoid Billy Bush on the red carpet: he's got mono.
· Up against an original episode of Private Practice for the first time, NBC's next big hope Southland (which kinda wasn't as good last night, amirite?) dipped slightly in the ratings.
· Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Audited? gets its answer: his stalker worked for the government.
· And finally, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have reunited-ish! We tip our mysteriously-filled water bottles to them.
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Now she can enter metropolitan areas in the daylight without the fear of being chased back to her earthen lair by frightened mobs with pitchforks and torches.