Shrek Wedding is Proof of Movieline-Taunting Pattern


It was bad enough when Shrek wrote an advertorial in the Huffington Post. It was even sillier when Regis dressed up as the ogre for last night's Letterman. But this? THIS? What is going on?! Why this sudden burst of viral Shrek promotional insanity? Are these bizarre clues to J.J. Abrams's Wired issue or what? Is Malcolm Gladwell writing a book about this? WHY IS SHREK HAUNTING US?

You win, Shrek. You win. We are backing away from the internet. God help us all.

· A fairytale wedding for the couple who tied the knot as cartoon ogres Shrek and Princess Fiona [Daily Mail via Best Week Ever]



  • AndyIII says:

    Dear Shrek,
    I hope you get an inoperable tumor in one of your green antennae.
    I would also accept any kind of bright green aneurysm.
    (The promotional push is for *ugh* a Shrek Musical on Broadway)

  • Inhaler says:

    I didn't even know that Artie Lang and Catherine Manheim were an item.
    Congrats to the happy couple!
    Oh - and Artie, that purple velour cheetah vest? Fire.