Shrek Wedding is Proof of Movieline-Taunting Pattern
It was bad enough when Shrek wrote an advertorial in the Huffington Post. It was even sillier when Regis dressed up as the ogre for last night's Letterman. But this? THIS? What is going on?! Why this sudden burst of viral Shrek promotional insanity? Are these bizarre clues to J.J. Abrams's Wired issue or what? Is Malcolm Gladwell writing a book about this? WHY IS SHREK HAUNTING US?
You win, Shrek. You win. We are backing away from the internet. God help us all.