900-Year-Old Muppet Appointed Scotland's Top Cop
As an observant news reader noted this morning in an e-mail to Movieline, "Has the Onion taken over the BBC?" It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world -- at least not as bad as a Jedi constabulary taking over Scottish law enforcement.
On the other hand, for a police force known to patrol the streets without guns, lightsabers might be a viable 21st-century compromise in the interest of public safety. Developing...
· Force is strong for Jedi police [BBC]