900-Year-Old Muppet Appointed Scotland's Top Cop
As an observant news reader noted this morning in an e-mail to Movieline, "Has the Onion taken over the BBC?" It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world -- at least not as bad as a Jedi constabulary taking over Scottish law enforcement.
On the other hand, for a police force known to patrol the streets without guns, lightsabers might be a viable 21st-century compromise in the interest of public safety. Developing...
· Force is strong for Jedi police [BBC]
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I've got a bad feeling about this.
Didn't the British government decide not to recognize Jedi as a religion? Or am I behind the times?
That's probably just for official census forms - this was a "voluntary diversity form" (which smells like a PR excercise).