Rupert Reloaded


Pictured, star of stage and screen Rupert Everett debuts a new look on The Martha Stewart show.

Everett angered gays recently by telling The Daily Beast, "I think this surrogacy thing is crap ... this whole idea of two gay guys filling a cocktail shaker with their sperm and impregnating some grim lesbian and then it gets cut out is just really weird."

The whole idea of two straight guys filling a syringe with paralyzing bacteria and injecting some grim thespian and then bits get cut out, however, is perfectly acceptable.

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  • chauncey says:

    But I'll take this opportunity to recommend everyone check out Another Country.

  • Christopher Campbell says:

    I totally thought that was Kevin Kline on the right.

  • icallthebigonebitey says:

    The moment I wake up, before I put on my Botox...

  • This the answer to the long asked question "What would happen if Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates morphed due to a glitch while beaming up to The Star Trek Enterprise?"

  • Brilliant Orange says:

    Benjamin Butt-Pirate?

  • alexarch says:

    They used to say, "Women get older. But men get more distinguished."
    Now what are they gonna say? "Women turn into plastic aliens. And so do men."

  • ivon says:

    Holy Crap, he actually paid for this new face? Although he still looks better than Darryl Hannah.

  • el smrtmnky says:

    iranian scientists cloned a goat and apparently decided to clone randolph duke

  • Old No.7 says:

    A gay guy gets a facial, and how is this news?

  • Victor Ward says:

    To me, it just looks like he borrowed Adam Lambert's pancake makeup.

  • Inhaler says:

    I was wondering when Rupert was going to get his Vegas Face.

  • thigh master says:

    he can totally take henry thomas' place in E.T.2 - Cell Phone Home Slice

  • stolidog says:

    Is that Chuck Whoolery?

  • LLH says:

    oh my. i saw this the other day and was thinking 'what the f happened to that guy'? poor poor man. oh wait, he did a movie with madonna. i forgot that part.

  • BoHan says:

    Tom Ford, however, has an awesome plastic surgeon, based on what I can tell. Call me shallow, but I would pay good money for a butt lift as good as the one he got.

  • Little Mintz Sunshine says:

    Then: Ridden hard. Now: Hardly ridden.

  • Karla says:

    I think med schools need to get a list of these doctors and force them to give lectures on How Not To Do Plastic Surgery:
    ~ Rupert Everett's face doc
    ~ Kenny Rogers' eyelift doc
    ~ Tara Reed's lipo and breast doc
    ~ Tori Spelling's breast doc
    ~ Jennifer Grey's nose doc
    ~ The engineers of the Jackson family nose massacre
    But one doc I want to hear from is Julie Christie's ... Dang, she's looking fab!

  • Chuck Woolery. Man, I used to love to see him sell roomfuls of crap on The Wheel.

  • If I had known this man all my life and he showed up at my door looking like this, I'd shriek, slam the door, run around the house looking for my keys (because I just know I couldn't find them where I swore I had just put them), find them, go back to the door, open it, spray mace all over his freshly grated face and then slam the door again.

  • gwendemarco says:

    I object most to the complete lack of low-lights.

  • Justin Kase says:

    So totally unnecessary. Too bad it isn't reversible. Now we can truly say that he is pulled too tight!