Stars of a Teather
In a town where a Best Actress Oscar nominee--namely, Geena Davis--arrives at the Academy Awards dressed up as an ostrich (or was she actually wearing a dead ostrich?), traditional notions of glamour have clearly gone the way of the emu. We applaud the stars on the following pages for their more restrained plumage. If you think that orange suits and skintight faux leopard sequined dresses aren't restrained, we ask you to think back to the Tony Awards ceremony at which Glenn Close wore a gown with a bodice made out of week-old lettuce.