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Newswire || BY Jen Yamato || 03 08 2011 11:15 PM

Of Warlocks and Tiger Blood: The Iconic Imagery of the Sheenpocalypse

Charlie Sheen came prepared for the final episode of his Ustream web show, Sheen's Korner, reading his insane warlock poetry off of cue cards and even going so far as to edit together a tone poem intro mashing together meaningful film scenes, sharks, Bruce Lee, and his own media highlights/violent torpedoes of truth into quite the visual feast. Behold, Movieline's selected iconic Sheencaps from Tuesday's epic episode of Sheen's Korner!

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Newswire || BY Jen Yamato || 03 01 2011 3:00 PM

Robert Pattinson Watches Two and a Half Men, Has Coincidentally Lost Brain Functionality

If there's one thing we've all learned from Sheenpocalypse, it's that nothing good has ever come from watching Two and a Half Men. And who do we have to blame for keeping ratings high enough that Charlie Sheen became the highest paid actor on television before his descent into madness? Robert Pattinson, that's who.

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Awards || BY Jen Yamato || 02 27 2011 1:30 AM

VIDEO: Why Lea Thompson Isn't In Touch With Charlie Sheen: 'I'm Not a Hooker'

Reason #1 why we love Lea Thompson, who just landed a new ABC Family pilot, Switched at Birth: She's the girl we all wanted to be in the '80s. Reason #2: She's like the estimable honey badger when it comes to real talk about her old Red Dawn co-star turned Qaddafi of Hollywood, Charlie Sheen.

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