Read Perfect 7,000-Word Take-Down of Eat, Pray, Love, As Written By the Hulk

It's taken eight months, but the most wonderful 7,000-word review of the Julia Roberts self-love vehicle Eat, Pray, Love has arrived. Best of all, it's written entirely in Hulk-speak. As in The Incredible Hulk. "EVERY TIME THE SUPREMELY WELL-OFF GILBERT USURP THE LANGUAGE OF PEOPLE WITH REAL EATING DISORDER IT MAKE HULK WANT SMASH LIKE HULK'S NEVER SMASHED BEFORE." Can we get this guy on Rotten Tomatoes already? [Film Crit Hulk]