Steven Seagal Sworn in to Texas Border Patrol, For Real

Actor-musician-martial arts expert-reality TV lawman Steven Seagal is adding a new credit to his offscreen resume: Sheriff's deputy. Yes, this is real, even if it seems like a page taken right out of, say, Machete. The 59-year-old Seagal reportedly rang the West Texas' Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office months ago for the position and "will be working full time to help secure the U.S.-Mexico border." This is the world we live in. Details after the jump.

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