· Neil Marshall's Centurion features enough throat slashing and decapitating to last a lifetime. The poster? Not so much. More Buzz Break and the full-size poster (sans blacklight) ahead.
As hard as this is to believe, we're just one month away from our first birthday here at the new Movieline. It's been a whirlwind year of revealing interviews, gonzo festival coverage, zingy cultural criticism and penetrating insights into the power of Taylor Lautner's abs, and we all sincerely hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoy bringing it you every day. But as we graduate into toddlerhood, we're beginning to feel growing pains: The time has come to expand our family and coverage. We're looking to fill several positions on the Movieline masthead.
What are we looking for?
The latest Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant comedy Cemetery Junction teased American moviegoers for months before finally shuffling off to the DVD rosters, but here's good-ish news: Junction will receive a one-week theatrical run -- starting this Friday in Glendale! -- before arriving on video Aug. 17. Be the first -- and possibly the only -- person on your block to glean the hilarity on its way to cult oblivion. [Mann Glendale Exchange]
Still having phantom pains over the end of Lost? Can't wait until the final season DVD gets released on Aug. 24? Then head over to the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica on the weekend of Aug. 21 and participate in the Lost set auction. To say everything must go is an understatement: If you want to purchase Hurley's Mr. Cluck's costume from season two, you can. But which nine items must any true fan (with thousands of dollars in disposable income) add to their Lost collection? Read on for a handy buying guide.
Movieline is privileged to introduce the first poster for Woody Allen's latest film You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, which Sony Pictures Classics will release on Sept. 22. In quintessential Allen style, it's a relatively straightforward affair with an alphabetically listed ensemble and one historic exception: It's the first Allen poster in decades not featuring the name of his late co-producer Charles H. Joffe, who died in 2008. Jack Rollins, meanwhile, is still holding it down. Click through for a glimpse.
Remember all that stuff Ryan Murphy said about concentrating on the Glee cast during season two and not the larger-than-life guest stars? Never mind! EW is reporting that comedy icon Carol Burnett has been tapped to play Sue Sylvester's Nazi-hunting mother in an October episode of the Fox hit. Expect scenery chewing and ear tugging. [EW]
For a film shoot that was loaded with enough sordid conduct to sustain two sexual harassment lawsuits, you would be right to think the poster for I'm Still Here might feature some crazed lunacy. Or at least a picture of Joaquin Phoenix getting crapped on. Alas, that isn't the case. But with a single headshot of the film's bearded star looking as dazed and confused as ever, Magnolia Pictures has probably gotten to the core of this faux-documentary better than any bodily function could. Click ahead to see the full poster.
It's that time again! Venture back to the Movieline Vault for a read through our vintage issues of the year 1990. And from Arnold Schwarzenegger to Michelle Pfeiffer to David Lynch to the one and only Sean Young, it was a good year.
Also today in Hollywood Ink: Ryan Reynolds tells the truth... a David O. Russell rumor proves untrue (shocker!)... Sony shoves off on its Dragon Tattoo sequel... and more!
· You heard that right: Eva Mendes is hawking her own sex tape, but probably not in the way trembling 18-year-olds prefer. And somehow this sincere advertisement landed on Funny or Die. The people at 3M are just hitting themselves. [Funny or Die]
Nicolas Cage just can't make his mind up about the new Joel Schumacher thriller Trespass. Originally set to star with Nicole Kidman as a husband and wife who turn the tables on their kidnappers, Cage then decided he'd rather play the lead kidnapper before ditching the project entirely as of yesterday. Now, like a wayward Amish youth with a Rumspringa hangover, Cage has returned to the film in his original role. We give it a week before he switches parts with Nicole Kidman. [Deadline]
"I'll admit that there are a few things I envy about Don Draper, but desultory sex in a sh*t-brown apartment with a hooker who smacks me in the face while my kids eat Thanksgiving dinner at their new Daddy's place isn't on the list." And with that, the battle over what viewers can learn from Mad Men's quality-of-life issues is engaged. Thanks as always, Katie Roiphe! [The Awl]
In less than three weeks, the family comedy Nanny McPhee Returns is released, but if you can't wait that long for it, fret not. Today, you can see more of its stars Emma Thompson and Maggie Gyllenhaal -- much more.
That womp wommmp noise you hear is the sound of a few million fanboys' libidos deflating at once. Thank Olivia Wilde, the Cowboys and Aliens actress who took to Twitter this afternoon to to clarify she is not -- repeat not -- appearing nude in the currently shooting blockbuster.
· Like Inception's composer did with Edith Piaf, expect Christopher Nolan to come right out and acknowledge his film's intent to mirror the plot of a 2004 Uncle Scrooge comic. Click through for the curious panel and more Buzz Break.
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