Finally, The Documentary About Women's Shoes You've Been Waiting For

Are you obsessed with designer ladies' shoes, or do you know a woman who is? (Aren't we all? Let's go shopping, OMGZ!) Then here's the documentary for you: God Save My Shoes, from director Julie Benasra, which purports to be "the first documentary to explore the intimate relationship that ties women to their shoes." Watch Fergie, Dita von Teese, and a bunch of other real life Carrie Bradshaws gush over their Louboutins in the film's trailer (which, incidentally -- of course -- includes Louboutin himself).

Look, I like shoes as much as the next girl. And there are certain angles to this exploration of the ladies' shoe that could be fascinating enough. (Why is a stiletto so sexy? Because it elongates your silhouette and can double as a murder weapon, perhaps? Discuss.) But this chick caressing the curve of her pump, these ladies drooling over their shoe caverns, Fergie Ferg insisting that shoes tell the world who you are... I can't even.

And then there's Kelly Rowland, credited as "Singer/Former Destiny's Child/Shoe Mommy." SHOE MOMMY. Is that a thing?? (Seriously, what is that?) Maybe Shoe Mommy is what she calls herself because, apparently, she names her shoes like they're her children.

God Save My Shoes is available On Demand.