Star Wars Porn Parody Better-Reviewed Than Phantom Menace
I mean, obviously: "Now, anyone who's ever been grossed out in hindsight by the big smooch Leia gives Luke in A New Hope (whose renaming here is way too hysterical for us to give away) be forewarned: The incestuous high-jinks go way, way further in this version. For one, in an effort to earn her freedom, Leia (Allie Haze) blows daddy-o Darth Vader (Lexington Steele—speaking of which, at what point exactly did Anakin turn bla ... never mind). For two, Luke (Seth Gamble) joins Han in double-teaming Sis as celebration of blowing up the Death Star. [...] And the effects! Yes, we've seen a lot of highly impressive effects in adult productions over the last several years, but this undeniably and unequivocally sets a new bar. The lightsabers, the battle ships, the droids, the Death Star ... if you didn't know any better, you'd think someone from Lucasfilm actually had a hand in crafting this." [AVN, link NSFW]
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Ok, so what is the name of this movie?! typically I'm not into porn in any way, but this sounds hilarious!
Star Wars XXX, naturally!
Well I suppose this is one way to get one's name in the Hollywood history books.
I bet the acting and writing is much better than the prequels.
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