How to Get Into Silencio

After two failed tries, Movieline alum Brian Clark finally visited the David Lynch-designed Paris nightclub Silencio. And? "It's nice -- assuming you get in. So, how do you do that? Search me. The P.R. person I talked to said that they do indeed let people in based on physical and fashion considerations, which she rightfully points out is pretty much the norm at high class nightclubs in Paris. According to her, the Physionomiste says he favors people who he can tell are at least trying. That is, in the clothes-related sense of the phrase. The other, probably simpler option is to make friends with a member (or become one)." [Twitch]