Caption Tom Cruise's Most Awkward Red-Carpet Photo Ever
This past week, Tom Cruise has circled the globe in celebration of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol's international premieres. Along the way, he has sparked one insane rumor (about how the people of Indian will only scream for him if a free buffet lunch is provided) and has been forced to pose with a smattering of random overseas notables like the Duchess of Alba Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart in Madrid last night. What resulted on the red carpet is one of the most awkwardly staged premiere photos of Cruise's career, and in honor of this, Movieline is asking you for a fitting caption.
The photo shows the notoriously surgically-enhanced head of the House of Alba flanked by franchise star Tom Cruise and Duke of Alba Alfonso Diez. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to caption the above photo. As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, Movieline will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol premieres stateside in IMAX December 16 before a December 21 wide release.
[Photo: Getty Images]
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Cruise is like, "Heyyy, this isn't Jessica Alba!"
Tom Cruise posing alongside the" WHO?" from Whoville. (Christmasy, eh?)
The Cast of "Driving Miss Days of Thunder"
They say before you die you see the RING... and then, this.
OMG tom cruise posing with la Duquesa de Alba! he should be thankful.
_Driving Miss Days of Thunder_ is too good to be true.
Didn't I see you in Corpse Bride?
Hey, I don't care what she looks like. She's SHORTER than I am.
Is it wrong that Cruise's turtleneck bothers me more than the Fraggle lady next to him?
"Last night at the premiere of Tom Cruise's new Mission Impossible movie, he announced with his next co-stars that he will be remaking the movie 'Beatle Juice'."
WHOAH! That spooked me to the point I jumped up on the sofa!
Her eyes say it all... They totally did it.
Ladies and gentlemen, here she is, the star of my movie, Ms. Ghost Protocol!
Whoville! LOL!
Seriously, it's like he's the guy who got stuck taking his grandma to prom.
Tom Cruise (right) with the incarnation of the voice that lives inside his head (center) seen promoting his new movie, Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol.
"In a heartwarming moment, Cruise and ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, reunite for the Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol premiere."
For. The. Win.
Fraggle Lady!
I be laughing and laughing.
Cruise to the Duchess: "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was where we were doing the Mission Impossible premier. Not the auditions of 'Horton hears a Who'."
katie looks like hell!!!
Now this is the The Three Stooges movie I want to see!
The Addams Family theme tune is playing in my head.
Calvin, my vote is for your Whoville one. First, best.
Is it wrong that Cruise (all of him) bothers me more than the poor woman next to him? Even in this context, his weirdness eclipses all!
This picture was the inspiration for "Eyes Wide Shut."
"Man, is that duke guy hot or what? But he's got to have a tiny wang to have ended up with her."
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