Caption Tom Cruise's Most Awkward Red-Carpet Photo Ever

This past week, Tom Cruise has circled the globe in celebration of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol's international premieres. Along the way, he has sparked one insane rumor (about how the people of Indian will only scream for him if a free buffet lunch is provided) and has been forced to pose with a smattering of random overseas notables like the Duchess of Alba Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart in Madrid last night. What resulted on the red carpet is one of the most awkwardly staged premiere photos of Cruise's career, and in honor of this, Movieline is asking you for a fitting caption.

The photo shows the notoriously surgically-enhanced head of the House of Alba flanked by franchise star Tom Cruise and Duke of Alba Alfonso Diez. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to caption the above photo. As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, Movieline will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol premieres stateside in IMAX December 16 before a December 21 wide release.

[Photo: Getty Images]



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