WATCH: It's Open Season on Twilight and Teen Idols in the Latest Verbal Vogueing, Featuring Movieline's Louis Virtel

In the latest episode of the pop culture-masticating internet sensation Verbal Vogueing, Louis Virtel tackles teen idoldom through the ages. Does Justin Bieber deserve those lesbian doppelganger slams? Can any of the Twilight kids escape Louis's wrath? Did he just drop a Karen Carpenter joke so hard I nearly LOLed-up my lunch onto my computer screen? Oh yes. He did.

Catch up on more Verbal Vogueing here, and tell Movieline which devastatingly embarrassing teen idols line(d) the walls of your room/locker/dungeon below.