Newswire || By: || November 14, 2011 09:40 AM EST

Twit Wit: The 5 Best Tweets About J. Edgar, Immortals, and the Dreaded Jack and Jill

Three mockable movies, five prolific Twitter stars: Who most effectively skewered the achronological, bizarrely unlit J. Edgar, the gauzy Immortals, and the downright insulting Jack and Jill? Join us for a rundown of Twitter's best quips about the weekend box office.

5. Braden Graeber, of the viral meme "Little Hipster Mermaid," reports that Funny People may not be Adam Sandler's only cancer-centric comedy.

@hipstermermaid
braden graeber Really bad news: Turns out the lump my doctor thought was cancer was actually a pair of tickets to see Jack and Jill.
Nov 13 via Twitter for iPhoneFavorite RetweetReply

4. Scrubs/Cougar Town guru Bill Lawrence (who is awesome) can't hold in his disdain any longer.

@VDOOZER
Bill Lawrence I write Cougar Town, and yet, even I feel comfortable passing judgement on Jack and Jill.
Nov 12 via Twitter for iPadFavorite RetweetReply

3. Lost co-creator Damon Lindelof accurately traces Jack and Jill back to its horror beginnings.

@DamonLindelof
Damon Lindelof I heard a disturbing rumor that Sandler came up with the idea for JACK AND JILL whilst "Buffalo Billing" in front of a mirror.
Nov 13 via webFavorite RetweetReply

2. Conan (O'Brien) vet Todd Levin thinks that J. Edgar won't age well -- because it didn't do "age" well.

@toddlevin
todd levin The closing credits of J. Edgar include this credit: "Old Age Makeup provided by Halloween Headquarters."
Nov 13 via Twitter for iPhoneFavorite RetweetReply

1. This week's winner: MTV vet and Twitter star Dave Holmes understands that beneath Kellan Lutz's muscly exterior, he's... really muscular.

@DaveHolmes
dave holmes You could go see Immortals, or you could flip through a Men's Fitness while you watch someone play a video game.
Nov 13 via Twitter for iPhoneFavorite RetweetReply

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