WATCH: It's the Great Halloween Episode of Verbal Vogueing, with Louis Virtel

In the latest, Very Special Holiday Episode of Verbal Vogueing -- starring Movieline's own beloved Anthony Perkins doppelganger and Madonna enthusiast, Louis Virtel -- things get spooky. We're talking Halloween cliches so tired they're lazily wearing a slutty plastic bag costume from the gas station. But fear not: Louis is here to save Halloween with his snappy verbal stylings!

Included within:

The disembodied voice of Sandy Dennis!

Sandra Bullock speaking German!

Louis speaking in Twin Peaks tongues! Shudder

What scares you to your core, dear reader?

Previously on Verbal Vogueing...