John Dies at the End Trailer: John is Surprisingly Healthy at the End

Filmmaker Don Coscarelli, the genre visionary behind Phantasm and Bubba Ho-Tep, is finally back with John Dies at the End -- just your every day tale of a street drug called Soy Sauce, alien hallucinations, strangers with guns and Paul Giamatti holding it all together as only Paul Giamatti can. Glimpse tomorrow's imminent cult classic today, and stick around afterward for more Buzz Break.

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· Toy Story 3 director Lee Unkrich has embarked on a new, untitled Pixar film, each day of whose development and production he promises to accompany with a new picture. [Tumblr]

· Here's something called Fake Girlfriend that I would never, never experiment with, no way, um, wait. Lemme see that? [Fake Girlfriend via Pajiba]