If Apes Rise, It Probably Won't Be in San Francisco

Spoiler alert: the apes of San Francisco rise up at the end of Rise of the Planet of the Apes and put the human race on a collision course for extinction. If this scenario were to really happen, though, it wouldn't likely start by the bay. BrowBeat contacted San Francisco zoo officials and the United States Department of Agriculture and found that only 25 apes currently reside in the Bay Area, meaning an ape uprising would likely be better contained than what's presented in the late-summer blockbuster. Phew. Dodged a bullet there, humanity. [Slate/BrowBeat]