Help Caption This Abduction Photo of Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins In a Motorcycle Chase
Talk about a natural action star. Already, we've seen Taylor Lautner run, jump, slide across broken glass and miraculously grow stubble in the promo materials for John Singleton's Abduction. Now, check out the Twilight alum and his co-star Lily Collins as they race full speed on a motorcycle in the latest still from Lionsgate, and most importantly, help us caption.
Look how focused Lautner is on the road ahead of him. Look how terrified Collins is, even when clinging to Taylor's rock hard abs. Notice how neither are wearing a helmet. Now, let the captioning begin!
[Photo: Lionsgate]
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"Yes, that smell is exactly what you think it is."
"Taylor, don't worry! No one will think our acting isn't quite up to par next to Sigourney's!"
There is nothing you can do.. There is nowhere you can hide.. These eyebrows are here to stay..
"Hold on Lily..... the car that's pulling the trailer we're attached to is gonna speed up!" or "WOW, Taylor..... I can't believe we're doing 70 mph and my hair isn't getting messed up!!!"
Making Tom Hanks look like Marlon Brando...
"Why are you running away from that guy with the wand, Nathan? It's obvious what his curse did -- every hair you wax off your body grows back in my eyebrows! We have to back and undo this!!"
(...'we have to go back'...)
"You handle my 'bike' much better than Bella."
dont worry bella i got you "um my name is not bel"
Shhh edward will hear you!