Watch the Trailer For What May Be the Best-Worst Parkour Movie Ever Made, Freerunners
Get ready to watch the best-worst thing you will see all day: a trailer for a little movie called Freerunner which stars model/actor Sean Faris as a young thrill seeker who must use parkour-like skills to race from one end of the city to the other to save his girlfriend and himself because, you see, he has a ticking bomb strapped around his neck. Like a dog collar. That's also a bomb. Just click through already, or else we have to break up. Seriously. I'm not joking this time.
Did you see that Seymour Cassel is along for the Freerunner ride as a hospital-ridden elder who appears to watch the entire clock-racing spectacle from a laptop? Also, is leaping mid-air to kick a dude in the face standard parkour practice? Is pouring Patron across the faces of open-mouthed strangers standard parkour practice? Is strapping a bomb around someone's neck in dog collar fashion standard parkour practice? Is rolling out of a late model Volvo standard parkour practice? Is zip-lining across an alleyway while wearing sweatpants standard parkour practice? If you answered affirmatively to any of these questions, I need to start practicing now.
Freerunner is due out sometime in 2011.
[via Film Drunk]
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Although I am a huge fan of Sean Faris, best known for such roles as High School Guy in an episode of "One Tree Hill", I'm gonna wait for him to film his epic, long-awaited Power Walking trilogy.
Wow, can't wait to get drunk and rent that! Hopefully on Blu Ray so the terrible quality is even clearer. Poor Sean Faris, he was actually quite fetching and good in the short lived ABC series "Life As We Know It' and I was rather impressed with his performance in a nice film he did called "Forever Strong", proving he was more than just a pretty face. Guess he is only as good as his material and this material is just "slow down to check out the car wreck" awful! Hope someone gives him a chance to shine again soon. Show biz is brutal!!!
"this is so bad its gone past good and back to being bad again."
seriously i couldnt watch it
Wow. Not sure what my favorite part is, the big nasty standing next to a possible topless woman saying, "I'm a businessman," or the head explosion fx which resembles that one time I tripped carrying an open container of raspberry jam and it ended up all over the wall.
saved to bookmarks!!!4!!44
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