Emma Watson Allegedly Meets Her Gay XXX Alterego

And now, some Harry Potter news that will refresh even the weariest of Muggles -- and probably outrage conservatives even more: Emma Watson met the oiled-up mensch who plays "Himmione Grainghim" in the gay pornographic motion picture Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls. When she found out who he was, it reportedly "made her night." If true, I dance at her nerve. Go, you vagabond child star, go! Plus, the picture is soulfully edifying.

That's "Cameron Tucker," the libidinous thesp in question. Here's what you should know about Whorrey Potter: Whorrey and Himmione's nemesis is named "Voldemorecock," their colleague is named "Ron Weasy" (?), and the film itself was nominated for twelve Grabby awards. I cannot testify to the integrity of the movie, but I know that hogwarts are an epidemic in the adult film industry, and I hope all actors wore ravenclaws on their slytherins. I'm sirius.

[via Huffington Post]