Let's Hear Your #ArtHousePorn Titles!
Time for yet another Twitter hashtag war: This time we're following the example of Patton Oswalt (who says he stole the gag from tweeter John Ross Bowie), and invoking the hashtag #ArtHousePorn. Let's hear your libidinous riffs on arty cinema! We'll list the best five examples we found on Twitter, add a few of our own, and then you can show us all up with your funny funniness.
@pattonoswalt: Jules et Jism
@mattfraction: Anélie
@thebestintel: Battleship Blumpkin
@trevzb: Drugstore Reverse Cowboy
@Andy_Richter: Koyaanistwatsi
And now, ours:
· All About My Hummer
· Maria Full of Greg
· Blue Vulva
And now, yours. Please defeat us.
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Bad Lubetenant
Crouching Woman, Hidden Penis
These are already better than Twitter's!
All I could come up with were 4 Girls, 3 Weeks, 2 Days and Chode Unknown. 🙁
_Wendy & Lucy_ (some need no embellishment)
Sit On Nancy
_Exotic Dancer in the Dark_
_Buffalo 69_
City of Oh God I'm Coming
_The Double Penetration of Veronique_
_Alexander's Fanny_
The Passion of Joan of Arc and 8 1/2 come to mind... Well, not "come" to mind, but you get it.
Cleo From 6 to 9, The 400 Blows (doesnt really need a change), and The Fireman's Balls
Winter's Boner
Lawrence of Arabian Goggles
The Elephant Dick Man
Cream Pi
Blomento
Ingmar Bergman films hardly need any alterations:
Fanny & Alexander
The Magic Flute
The Passion of Anna
The Virgin Spring
However, I would change "Smiles of a Summer Night" to Vertical Smiles of a Summer Night.
The Last Year of Marion - Bad!
Solanus
(from the Cumdance Film Fest)
-- Pan's Labia
-- Napolean Bi-more Nights
-- You Can Cunt On Me
-- Lust in Translation
-- Areola Canyon
-- My Big Fat Greek Chubby --
(and original title nominees) Supersize Me, Raising Victor Vargas
Eraserheadjob
Betty Blew
Requiem For A Wet Dream
Bollock
Poledancer In The Dark
Base-Squat
The Thin Red Visible Pantyline
The Ejaculating Angel
Barton Fuck
Cumchin Express
Raise My Red Lantern
Paranoid Pork
The Ass Penetration Of Jessie Jane By The Cocksman Peter North
Picnic at Hanging Cock
Hard Eight Inches
Babutt's Feast
A Thigh in the Dark
Good Night, and Good Suck
Citizen Kaned.
The Dong: Good Friday.
Screw the Right Thing.
The Load Warrior.
Two for the Load.
Piss-ote.
I Am Curious(Yellow Showers)
My Own Privates, Idaho
Cumgo /fictional
Sling Blade /still the real thing
Anélie, Crouching Woman, Hidden Penis, Winter's Boner, and Cream Pi are my personal favorites. Smart!
The Last King of Twatland.
Black Orifice
You and Me and Everyone We Know in an Orgy
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