Help Caption This Picture of Woody Allen on the Set of Bop Decameron
Don't think Woody Allen is pausing to celebrate the pending coronation of Midnight in Paris as his biggest box office hit ever (the summer art house sensation will top Hannah and Her Sisters sometime this week). The Oscar winner is busy filming Bop Decameron in Italy this summer, and here's a first look at the Woodman doing his best to direct Penelope Cruz and her fire engine-red dress on the set. Help Movieline caption this one after the jump.
Where's Cruz, you ask? Well, you can spot her blurry back in the foreground of the pic. For a better look at Cruz's stop-traffic red dress, head over to Awards Daily.
Meanwhile, caption away in the comments below. Me first: "Do you think anyone is going to remember her wearing a similar red dress from Woman on Top?" "Nah."
[Photo: Getty Images]
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"That Louis Virtel looks AMAZING in jean shorts!"
"Have you seen my nurse, I mean wife? I think I wet myself."
"Woody, stop staring at Penelope's ass and direct this movie!"
"There are two breasts, Woody... two. I am pointing at one with this finger and the other with this finger."
"Remind me again, Woody -- what is the meaning behind having Penelope's character recreate Renee Zellweger's entrance wearing nothing but a Record Town apron in Empire Records? "
I'm so tired of all this misinformation! Midnight in Paris is not his most successful film. Vicky, Cristina, Barcelona grossed 96 million worldwide! Midnight in Paris has only made 70 million! Who cares about how much it made domestically? The only thing that matters is the films final worldwide gross.
And let's try to remember that tickets are probably 3x as expensive as they were when Hannah and Her Sisters came out and 4x as when Annie Hall came out. Okay it'll make more money but nowhere near as many people actually saw it.
"Who am I and what am I doing here?"
Cinematographer: "Woody, I'm telling you, one hangs lower than the other."
Woody: "Ugggh. Can't we just fix it later with that CGI stuff?"
"Jeez, look at those tits. Is that the prostitute I ordered?"
"No Woody, that's Penelope. Look up at her face."