10 Horrifying Images That Come to Mind When Looking at Rob Lowe as Drew Peterson

rob-lowe-300-1.jpgLast week Movieline spat a little blood when looking at the chilling new poster for Final Destination 5. Pretty freaky! Too bad the real horror still awaited: This week, double over in a spastic ulcer when looking at Rob Lowe in full make-up as alleged wife murderer Drew Peterson for Lifetime's upcoming TV movie Untouchable. And look: Here are 10 horrifying images it calls to mind.

1. David Cassidy reemerging from a month-long Betty Ford stint.

2. The lovechild of Darrell Hammond's Bill Clinton impersonation and Ana Gasteyer's Martha Stewart impersonation -- played by Chris Kattan.

3. Zac Efron in 15 years.

4. The way all gym teachers look in my traumatized middle-school memories.

5. Alex Trebek's potential as an action star.

6. Michael Jackson's terrifying, pancake-y transformation in the short film Ghosts.

7. People named Biff.

8. A special cross-dressing episode of Nurse Jackie. (Officer Jack E., if you like.)

9. A sleepy, surprisingly attractive mugshot of Donald Sutherland.

10. Rob Lowe dressed up as a murderer.

· Rob Lowe Transforms as Drew Peterson [People]



Comments

  • Tailfinz says:

    Isn't that one of Rip Taylor's old wigs?

  • Chaim Paddaman says:

    What is Rob Lowe's destiny? A flaccid penis with a scrotal hydrocele complicated by an inflamed prolapsed rectum. He is a dirty old bugger. Rob Lowe and Drew Peterson have much in common, their complete disregard for women and daughters of other mothers and fathers. Rob Lowe is perfect for the part of Drew Peterson. I look forward to reading Rob Lowe's future memoirs.