The 9 Grumpiest Stephen Lang Faces in the New Conan Trailer

You cannot outrun the grunting, galloping grindhouse siege that is Conan the Barbarian -- especially its marketing campaign, which barrels ahead today with a new UK trailer spotlighting a certain character who is most definitely not Conan. Behold: Grumpy Stephen Lang!

Starring here as warlord Khalar Zym, the erstwhile Avatar villain gets all the good lines, sneers, gestures and reaction shots in the new spot. Not to be outdone, Ron Perlman expectorates a pint or so of blood, Rose McGowan air-kisses some sand into some kind of dust phantom, Rachel Nichols throws a knife, and Jason Momoa swings his sword some more. Nevertheless, as seen below, they are indeed all outdone.

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