Come to Transformers For the Robots, Stay For the Scenery-Chewing

True story: "[T]here's a spray-tanned John Malkovich going real big; an absolutely bonkers physical comedy endurance routine from Ken Jeong; Frances McDormand vacillating between phone-in and terrifying commitment as a chief spook; a big and effortlessly campy John Turturro splatter-painting of a performance. That is a lot of actors trying things without much supervision and, to be fair, they're all winners in the losing battle of man versus machine." [The Awl]