Talkback: What's the Least Sexy Love Scene of All Time?

In a new interview, Cameron Diaz confesses that she and her Bad Teacher co-star Justin Timberlake set out to "create the least sexiest love scene in the history of film" in this weekend's comedy from Jake Kasdan. Before viewing the scene that Diaz calls "the creepiest thing ever" in theaters Friday, let's review some other horrible sex scenes that made audiences squirm in spite of the filmmakers' best intentions.

Personally, I think one of the most uncomfortable love scenes of all time starred another former couple, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, in Gigli. J-Lo's delivery of the lines, "It's turkey time," and "gobble gobble" have completely ruined Thanksgiving for me. Other titles that include potential winners of this category: Titanic, Showgirls, Poison Ivy, Last Tango in Paris and Munich.

Nominate your own favorite unsexy sex scenes below.

[via Fandango]



Comments

  • The WInchester says:

    Yes to Munich, but I think that runs second to favorite 1987 "hit" The Allnighter, featuring the most awkward sex scene between Susanna Hoffs and random 80s surfer guy with amazing frosted tips in his hair. Everything about the scene, from it's placement in the movie, to the soundtrack choice to all the bizarre camera angles and strategically placed blankets, just call out for uncomfortable cringes abound.
    Making things even more awkward for the viewer? Knowing that Hoffs' mother was the director.

  • Trace says:

    What about Howard the Duck?!!!

  • Dan Tralder says:

    Different League

  • NP says:

    _Dogtooth_...pick one.

  • NP says:

    Also, _Fat Girl_. Again, pick one.

  • Martini Shark says:

    "Shanghai Surprise". Nobody should have seen those two osculate, let alone copulate.
    Yet we all did.

  • Yaice says:

    Any or all of the sex scenes in Tommy Wiseau's "The Room."
    Ick.

  • Shane says:

    Watchmen. Ick.

  • sosgemini says:

    Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me: Laura Palmer and B0b. Nuff said!

  • John says:

    I agree with Yaice, or whatever. When I first saw the headline, the first thing I thought of was "The Room." Is he screwing her bellybutton? My God!

  • epochd says:

    Gotta be the january jones/barry pepper scene in The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada

  • Dimo says:

    Fun Fact: The Allnighter was the first movie I saw wearing contact lenses.

  • Jen Yamato says:

    I know, the sex scenes on Dogtooth only turned me on a little bit.

  • Kris says:

    Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson in "Something's Gotta Give." Nightmare inducing!

  • NP says:

    You just can't help yourself when it comes to that taboo stuff, huh? Has someone been drinking and commenting?

  • G says:

    Avatar. The tail thing. Enough said.

  • Megan says:

    Watchmen. Terrible choice of music, movement reminiscent of that of a 14-year-old boy with his pillow, creeptacular "O" face from Malin Akermen. Bad. Bad, bad, BAD.

  • Morgo says:

    Definitely showgirls! When she's riding him in the pool and puts her head into the waterfall. And The Room. Those bad sex scenes are very funny though

  • Eric says:

    100% Seth Rogen and Anna Ferris in Observe and Report.

  • Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, no sex but close enough. Super awkward.