Behold the Shirtless, Near Nipple-Free Glory of Ryan Reynolds's Comic Book

The folks at Bluewater Productions are commemorating Ryan Reynolds's ascent into worldwide prominence, domination, and glistening emerald costuming with a $3.99, 32-page comic book called Fame: Ryan Reynolds. In addition to honoring Reynolds' status as a "hero to the fanboy community with his ability tell a joke, get the girl, and battle supervillians on screen," it also honors his cartoonishly insane body. Enjoy the cover.

This deserves narration. Instead of "faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive...," I suggest the following dialogue. Cue '50s voiceover:

"His pupils are large! His abdominals are outlined in black pencil! His jeans are green! His areolas are invisible! He inspired a tepid Alanis Morissette album! He is mistakable for Christian Bale, Christian Slater, Vincent Price, and Butch Patrick in this illustration! He is... the male lead of Just Friends!"

Needs work. But so did Van Wilder. Oh well!