The Town Gets Real as Two Guys in Nun Masks Rob a Bank

Those of us who have long considered Ben Affleck a soothsayer see no newsworthiness here, but for you nonbelievers, two thugs imitated Affleck's movie The Town by robbing a Chicago bank wearing nun masks. Ben warned us this would happen. He made Rebecca Hall look all worried on our behalf. And now his prophecy is on video, and it looks like a low-budget movie called Sister Act 3: Jackin' Da Habit.

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I can't decide what should happen now. Handcuff the people who gave Jeremy Renner an Oscar nomination? That seems like good karma.

Life Imitates Ben Affleck of the Day [The Daily What]



Comments

  • CiscoMan says:

    I hope one of them grows an Ernest Hemingway beard and moves to Florida. Or at least gets out of Southie.