Watch Twitter's Feeble Attempts to Celebrate Star Wars Day with Pants Jokes
Happy Star Wars Day to all the pun-loving Han Solo fans in the universe. May 4th is a celebratory time for Lucas-philes thanks to the unbelievable wordplay of the line, "May the 4th be with you," and Twitter is recognizing the occasion in a few ways. One is with the hashtag, "#replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants," which is as inane and dubious as it sounds. Let's join in! Without further ado, let's watch some Twitter users replace words in Star Wars quotes with the word "pants." Should be fun or something!
@darthvader I find your lack of pants, disturbing. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants
@topherneville "The rebel pants are NOT in the main computer."
@perlguy9 A tremor in the Pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants
@dabong I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have pants... but you don't use them." #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants
@stitchpunk: Mmm. Lost pants, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants
OK, Movieline. Please do better than this.
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I have a bad feeling about pants.
Stole these from the following.
@TheBedsOnFire Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my pants, do you? Hmm? #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants
@archie4oz: Away put your pants. I mean you no harm.
@simon_kimber: I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home.
Would've stolen that from you, Winchester, too.
This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the pants up.
I bet if Lucas promised to remove Greedo Shoots First, even the most cynical of fans would buy the bluRay...http://bit.ly/kKlQcL
Here are a few from the big man himself...
"Pants do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses."
"Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and soon the fall of the pants."
"You are unwise to lower your pants!"