Alex Pettyfer Crotch Tattoo Revealed: No, Thank You
On Wednesday, Movieline reported a story about I Am Number Four actor Alex Pettyfer, who made important observations in a VMan interview about "s**tholes," "c**ts," and his cheeky crotch tattoo. Apparently the script over his junk doesn't read "Thank you," as he joked in the interview, but it makes quite a statement anyway! Enjoy the pensive pics.
And here's a close-up:
I guess the tattoo means "Alex" in some photogenic foreign script. I wish it stood for "Settle down, Ted Casablancas."
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Dear Young Actors and Actresses,
Stop getting stupid tattoos. Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp can get away with it, but you can't.
We hate spending time and money trying to conceal them up with make-up and it makes us less likely to hire you. They also make you look like mentally unstable, self-mutilating narcissist douchebags.
Sincerely,
Almost Every Director in Hollywood
Why is he wearing two sets of underpants?
The director of The Tourist is apparently a notable exception!
Padding to give the illusion of...size?
The language is Japanese, btw. The phonetic kind called katakana - it spells out Ah-re-ku-su. So... Alex, I guess. Real classy.
Twice the product placement!
Dear Blog Commenters.
Stop trying to write like you are someone you are not. A real director picks the actor best for the job and leaves covering up any tats etc to his team of highly experienced make up artists who have little to know problem doing the job.
A Actor who has never lost a job, even in a historical, because of his tats.
Its just Alex in Japanese. What an extremely lame tattoo, Alex.
Looks like Arabiv numbers to me.... 27368.
I mean.... Arabic....