76 Royalty-Themed Movies Preferable to Watching the Royal Wedding

So you might have heard about a certain couple getting married tomorrow in London. And while we all wish only the best to Prince William and Kate Middleton, let's face it: Few things right now are more egregiously overblown than the world event this royal wedding has become. How to best observe the occasion while counteracting the hype? Let us count the ways -- moviewise, anyway:

1. The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex

2. The Private Life of Henry VIII

3. Henry VIII and His Six Wives

4. The Other Boleyn Girl

5. The Queen

6. The Duchess

7. The King and I

8. Anna and the King of Siam

9. The King's Speech

10. Hamlet (1948)

11. Three Kings

12. Street Kings

13. King of New York

14. Prince of the City

15. Prince of Broadway

16. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

17. The Prince and Me

18. The Prince and the Pauper

19. The Prince and the Showgirl

20. The Princes in the Tower

21. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

22. The Princess Diaries

23. The Princess Bride

24. The Princess and the Frog

25. Princess Mononoke

26. The Scarlet Empress

27. King Lear (1971)

28. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

29. Coming to America

30. 300

31. Cleopatra

32. Elizabeth

33. Elizabeth: The Golden Age

34. Young Bess

35. Queen Christina

36. Queen Margot

37. Mary, Queen of Scots

38. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

39. Queen of the Damned

40. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

41. Lady Jane

42. Mrs. Brown

43. Orlando

44. On Her Majesty's Secret Service

45. Hamlet (1990)

46. A Man For All Seasons

47. The Man in the Iron Mask

48. Camelot

49. Excalibur

50 The Sword in the Stone

51. King Arthur

52. King Kong

53. The Lion in Winter

54. Hamlet (1996)

55. Richard III

56. Tower of London

57. The Royal Tenenbaums

58. Your Highness

59. Shrek

60. Shrek 2

61. Shrek the Third

62. Shrek Forever After

63. King Lear (1987)

64. The King of Comedy

65. The Lion King

66. All the King's Men

67. The Madness of King George

68. The Last King of Scotland

69. Don King: Only in America

70. Enchanted

71. The Young Victoria

72. The Virgin Queen

73. The Viking Queen

74. Hamlet (2000)

75. Marie Antoinette

76. Purple Rain

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Comments

  • G says:

    There's no way watching "The Prince and the Showgirl" is better than watching anything.

  • The Winchester says:

    How could you exclude King Ralph? Arguably the greatest movie about teaching people about how succession to the throne really works.

  • Dirk says:

    TCM is airing the Fred Astaire/Jane Powell musical "Royal Wedding" on Friday, so I think I'll go with that.

  • Jen K says:

    Your being dumb enough to consume/participate in the pre-wedding overhype does not make me dumb for watching the wedding. Fucking hipster.

  • Oh, dear. I will never forgive myself.

  • prasad says:

    Now the day has come only few hours there for royal wedding so people around the world will watch the wedding T.V. media will also awaiting to live royal wedding all over the world so all wish them to live lifelong together with one or two children.

  • Martini Shark says:

    Any word yet on when the royal couple have been scheduled to sit with Jerry Seinfeld on "The Wedding Ref"?

  • Chance says:

    What no "The Beautician and the Beast"?