There Will Probably Be a Fast Six, and 5 Other Stories You'll Be Talking About Today
Also in this Wednesday edition of The Broadsheet: John Krasinski, Rosemarie DeWitt and Olivia Thirlby like Walks... Justin Timberlake may host SNL... Ouija gets a screenwriter... and more ahead.
· Some not-so-shocking news: As part of a new two-year production deal with Universal, Fast Five screenwriter Chris Morgan will pen a sixth installment of the franchise. For those keeping score at home, that means by the time 2013 rolls around, there will be just as many entries in the Fast and Furious franchise as there were in Star Wars. [THR]
· John Krasinski, Rosemarie DeWitt and Olivia Thirlby are in negotiations to star in Nobody Walks, an awesome sounding indie from screenwriter Lena Dunham. The film -- to be directed by Ry Russo-Young -- would follow the week in the life of a Los Angeles family after they take in a struggling artist. [Variety]
· The tweet heard 'round the world. Someone -- or something; right, James Cameron? -- wrote on the official SNL Twitter account that Justin Timberlake was scheduled to host the late night show following Tina Fey in May. That tweet was promptly deleted, but if true, the gig would mark Timberlake's first hosting appearance since 2009. [TVLine]
· What's new with the Ouija movie that McG plans to direct? It now has a screenwriter! Evan Spiliotopoulos, who, according to THR, is "best known for penning a slew of high-profile, straight-to-DVD Disney animated pics," will handle the spooky words. [THR/Heat Vision]
· Mark Cuban may sell Landmark Theaters and Magnolia Pictures. "There are quite a few bidders interested, and that could be very good for us," Cuban wrote in an email to THR. "We want to see how the market values the business. If it undervalues it, we won't sell." [THR]
· Feels like an Arby's night. Patrick Warburton has been cast in Seth MacFarlane's Ted as a "sexually confused" co-worker of Mark Wahlberg. Mila Kunis, Giovanni Ribisi and Joel McHale co-star in McFarlane's feature directorial debut about a teddy bear that comes to life. [Deadline]

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A movie based on a board game, produced by Michael Bay, directed by McG, and written by a DVD vet. I DEFY you to come up with a flaw in that plan. The last steps are to have some talking CGI animals, Katy Perry providing the soundtrack, and finally a hasty 3-D transfer to acheive a perfect synergistic hipster nightmare.