Poor Christopher Walken Has Creepy, Grabby Criminal Doppelganger

New Yorkers viewing their local newscasts Tuesday night were faced with the disturbing story of Tony Kadyhrob, a 68-year-old Lawrence, N.J., resident banned from state college campuses after allegedly grabbing a female Rider University student; he'd also been spotted at and escorted from the College of New Jersey as well. He's now on bail facing charges of criminal luring -- which would be creepy enough without looking just like Christopher Walken.

The newscasts didn't omit this Internet-ready factoid, either, with Fox 5's Dari Alexander gravely noting Kadyhrob's resemblance to the "Academy Award-winning actor" and WPIX this morning slapping the curious distinction on its Web site. However, TMZ wins all with its bracingly tasteless observation that "By the looks of the [mug shot] ... this man may be suffering from a serious medical condition ... and the only prescription ... is more cowbell."

Authorities in New Jersey, meanwhile, are less than amused -- to say nothing of Kadyhrob's alleged victims, who continue to be on the lookout for the red Toyota Yarus that he rented after police confiscated his Oldsmobile. Kadyhrob would land back in jail if caught anywhere on a N.J. campus; Walken might think twice for now about any planned Princeton or Rutgers visits, just to be safe.

· Christopher Walken Doppelganger Accused of Harassing NJ College Students [WPIX]

· Mug Shot of the Day [The Daily What]