POSTER: Hot Mermaids Are Apparently Important in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
The last trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides teased some important, socially conscious questions about killing mermaids in order to access the Fountain of Youth (or something), and now the finned ladies have gotten their own character poster. They're as pretty as Photoshopped, half-fish women probably get, but they also look furious. And they won't stop staring at me. I feel guilty right now, and I've never even killed a mermaid.
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The casting call that specified no fake boobs makes total sense now.
Is the same face photoshopped onto all three of them? Seriously.
It does kind of look like the same face. But who doesn't love a sexy mermaid?
Great! Good graphics and well design. I hope to see soon this movie.
Greeting card slop.
At least they're not wearing shell bras.