TRAILER: Roger Corman's Dinoshark Has Nothing on Sharktopus

One would think that after the imaginative B-movie glory of Sharktopus, Roger Corman would find a way to go even more insane and spectacular for the follow up. But instead, we've got the trailer for Dinoshark, a giant, prehistoric fish that frankly, just isn't as cool as a shark with tentacles. It's great that it can eat boats and everything, and the movie may be fun, but I guess I was just expecting more from Corman. But hey, at least the legendary producer himself plays a Dinoshark expert, right?

Since there's not much else to say here, I now offer you a comprehensive list of everything Dinoshark eats in this trailer:

· A scubadiver

· A sailboat

· The camera

· A girl in a swimming cap

· A girl in a bikini

· An unlucky para-sailor

· An unlucky surfer

Verdict: Sold, but only so I'm all caught up on the plot when Dinoshark vs. Sharktopus comes out.