Can You Guess the Entire Scream 4 Plot Based On the Following 3 Clips?
Movieline HQ doesn't know much about Scream 4 other than that it will feature significant rewrites that were not embraced by the cast, at least one bloody corpse hanging from a ceiling and one parking garage showdown between Alison Brie and a masked murderer. To fill in some blanks, Dimension Films has released three cryptic clips from Wes Craven's latest murder mystery.
The question is: Can you guess the storyline to the fourth installment of one of your lesser favorite scary movie franchises based on the following videos?
Clip #1: In which Hayden Panettiere's boxy haircut and brusque interrogation etiquette ruins an otherwise adequate Scream 4 scene.
Clip #2: In which Emma Roberts is startled by her ex-boyfriend -- a guy who calls himself "The Ninja" -- and Sydney Prescott experiences déjà vu.
Clip #3: In which Courteney Cox Arquette's reporter charms some nerdy high school students into helping her catch a killer.
The winner will receive an all expenses paid weekend stay in Sidney Prescott's home. Or an introduction to a flirty small town news reporter played by a former Friends star. Or, considering your prescience, immunity from seeing this movie.
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Yes, first the ...
Wait!
Scream 4 has a plot?
The same thing that happened in the first three movies.
Or did you want me to phrase it in the form of a question?
I can guess I will skip this at the theater, Netflix, Blockbuster if it still exists, and likely the cable rotation.
Come on movieline. You guys have been dogging this movie since it got green lit. You twist every story into something saying its a "troubled porduction". You haven't seen it! you don't know anything. It's not going to be some masterpiece movie like Chinatown 4: Back for more. It'll be a perfectly enjoyable gory date movie. Stop being debbie poops-on-everything.
When the writer and the director each -- separately from each other -- publicly express consternation over the development and handling of the project, then it's a troubled production. We're not making this up, and "troubled" does not mean "suck." The odds are the odds, but hey, _The Godfather_ was troubled, so who knows?