Garrison Keillor is Retiring; Let's Watch Lindsay Lohan Sing About His Folksiness

Sad news from Lake Wobegon: Humorist Garrison Keillor, whose A Prairie Home Companion radio show has been going strong in some form since 1974, plans to retire in 2013. Aww. To commemorate, let's watch a clip from Robert Altman's film version of A Prairie Home Companion where Lindsay Lohan sings about shooting bastards in the heart.

Like many Lake Wobegon residents, Lindsay Lohan was once an above-average child!

Garrison Keillor is Retiring [Gawker]